good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Randomize
