Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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