Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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