I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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