So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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