if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
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I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
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