you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
Randomize
