Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
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I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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