Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Boobs speak an international language.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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