I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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