Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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