i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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