I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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