I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
