Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
My life is pants optional.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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