it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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