we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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