Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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