Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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