You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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