she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
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I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
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I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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