I am full of burrito and curiosity
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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