She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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