Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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