Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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