I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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