I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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