she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
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Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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