doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Randomize
