I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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