I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
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If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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