I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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