Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
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