i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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