Got a toothbrush?
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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