hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
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i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
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That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
third nipple confirmed
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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