when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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