he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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