Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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