Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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