i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
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