Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
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