we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
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