Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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