All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
People in love make me want to vomit
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
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So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
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Just found a uh poem I wrote on ambien. It says to "cry your seamen filled tears" and "I hope you take a dagger to your vagina" and at the end it says "sincerely, God". What.the.fuck do they put in that pill?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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