You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
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I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
PANTIES FOUND
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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