He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
You owe me a new pair of headphones. You plugged mine into the top of a mustard bottle.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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