My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
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You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
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