why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
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Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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