How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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