I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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