She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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