apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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