yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
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Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Randomize
