so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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