i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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