they need to just BURY HIM!
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
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Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
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I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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