who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
