Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
me + whiskey = a bad person
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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