Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
My vagina just clenched in fear
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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