One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
pop tarts are not kleenex
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
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