Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
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