Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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