But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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