It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Randomize